you are part of the slytherin gang and you are all siting in the common room talking and Tom is trying to get all your attention but no one is listening to him

Tom: excuse me everyone!...

no one is listening only you

Tom: s€x!

everyone looks

Tom: now that i have your attention

everyone looks at Tom

Draco: you don't have our attention

Tom: MONEY!

Draco: i'm listening

Mattheo: you had me at s€x

Theodore: me too bro

Theodore and Mattheo smile

Tom: pervert

Y/n: you have all our attention just by screaming anything

Tom: that's good to know

Tom screams

(The slytherin boys: Regulus. Mattheo. Theodore. Lorenzo. Blaise. Tom. Draco)