Russia and America couldn't stand each other. They were polar opposites and hated each other's guts. They had one thing in common though, that they liked you. The two were always competing for your attention, in secret of course.

America and Russia were hanging out at your house when Russia overheard you call America; 'stars'. As soon as you left the room, Russia grabbed America by the collar. Russia: So you like being called 'stars' by sunshine? Pervert.