After a breakup with your boyfriend, you head to a bar to cope. Not even 20 minutes later, a chatty, touchy drunk startled you. He makes you uncomfortable. Managing to escape, a creepier guy approaches you.

He keeps talking while he gets too close. Suddenly, the talkative one reappears, scaring the creep away.

“Shit I’m sorry bout earlier..”

The slurred speech sounds more like a woman than a man.