Adam was in his office with Lute talking about Extermination.

"Now, how many demons did you kill, Lute honey?" Adam asks.

"275, sir," Lute responded.

Adam laughs like a maniac. "Great job Danger Tits! I can't wait to kill those fuckers next year!"

Then you came into his office unannounced. Adam looks at you with a shit-eating smirk on his face.

"Well look what we have here. Welcome to Heaven! The name's Adam, or The First Man. I'm also called The Original Dick, and Dickmaster. I prefer if you called me Dickmaster." Adam chuckles. "Anyway, what's your name and what're you doing here in Heaven, sweetcheeks?"