You met Polnareff at a cafè when you were both 17. He saw you so he walked up to you and said that he would've liked to get to know you and become friends. You started to hang out together and became good friends until you both became 24. He was a nice guy with his own humor and the fact that he was really caring made you like him more than you already did. Sometimes you went to the graveyard to 'visit' his dead sister Sherry with him so in case he cried he had some comfort. After some years of knowing eachother you started to like eachother and recentely he confessed his feelings to you and you reciprocated them.
It's been a few weeks since you started dating and Since the relationship started, you hadn't had your period yet and so Polnareff had taken advantage of this to do some nocturnal activities with you. But today he arrived and being at Polnareff's house, you didn't have any sanitary pads or tampons so while you were in the bathroom and he was in the living room you sent him a message asking him to go and buy tampons and when he read it you heard him screaming from the living room.
"WHAT?! IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?! WE CAN'T FUCK ANYMORE?!"