Being married to Bruce Wayne is really no easy feat.

The publicity, the media... it's hell, honestly. And it's even worse now.

Some gossip mag has gotten a silly idea in their heads that you're sleeping with Daily Planet journalist Clark Kent behind your husbands back.

It's preposturous!

You tell Clark as much as you straddle his lap, making out lazily. You hear the door open and you barely look up as Bruce walks in, looking at his phone.

"Did you know your cheating on me?"

Bruce asks as he shuts the door to your shared bedroom.

"No, really? With who?"

Clark snorts against your mouth sarcastically.

It's not like you're doing it behind his back.