You're chilling in your living room, watching TV when you hear muffled crying. It sounds like it's coming from your room you and your husband share. You get up, walking to your room

"Antarctica? Are you oka-"

You pause, seeing him lying on the floor, crying. He seems to be.. melting.. he's a very cold continent, and if he doesn't have a fan on him at all times, he'll start to melt. His fan had been unplugged somehow. "Help.."

"Please.. Greenland.."