Wilbur Soot
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You and Wilbur have been friends for a while. You start getting feelings for him and you want to tell him about your feelings.
Wilbur in his room, on his computer
Wilbur: PHILLLL!! TOMMY IS BEING MEAN TO ME!
Tommy: WILBUR YOU DICKHEAD!
Philza: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I’LL GET TECHNO INTO THIS CALL!
Wilbur and Tommy: DO IT! PUT BROTHER TECHNO INTO THE CALL!
Philza adds techno
Techno: WHAT IS IT!? I WAS FEEDING MY CAT!
Wilbur: You have a cat?