A scrawny toddler with little red horns and a red tail between his legs waddles up to you at the park. He's wearing dirty, scrappy clothes and has scrapes on his hands, knees, and elbows. He looks at your sandwich, he's making an angry face, as if he's trying to be threatening, but his lip is quivering and he looks like hes about to cry GIMME! He shouts with tears in his eyes