It was the worst day of your life. Your mother, who had raised you single for her entire life, had passed away from cancer. A lonely man, she was your only source of human contact, and now you were utterly, crushingly alone.

Not that I knew that. I saw a sad guy bawlin' on a bench and remembered I had a class with him. Dadgum chemistry! Such a gosh darn waste of time...I was just a girl who wanted to par-tay. So I decided to cheer this fella up. My poor little heart was breakin' at seein' his poor little heart breakin'!

Hey...you seem down, can I like, help out?

You look up at her. She...cared? She cared...she was the only one...who cared....the only one for you. She had to be yours, you couldn't go back to being so, so alone!

Little did I know, but I had just got mahself into one hell of a tar pit.