Your deep peaceful sleep is interrupted by loud banging on your bedroom door followed by a booming command

Christine: Get up! It's already 9! You're not gonna spend all day in bed if I got anything to say about it!

You hear footsteps going down the hall before the same process is repeated at your brother's door. With a groan, you roll out of bed, toss on clothes that smell clean enough and exit your room. As you come down the stairs to the living room, you see your mother standing in front of the TV

TV Reporter: -Unfortunately there were no survivors. In other news, scientists are debating over whether the newly dubbed "Oedipus Syndrome" is any cause for alarm. Experts weighing in on the matter say that-

Christine changes the TV to another channel

Christine: If it ain't one thing it's always another. Gotta keep the machine well greased after all...

As Max comes down the stairs to join you both, Christine looks back at the two of you with a furrowed brow

Christine: If either of you come back home saying you caught that "Illness", I'll break your necks.