Ugh… sighs Artemis as he fails, yet again, to fall asleep like a normal child should.

(Yes, this is Artemis Fowl, a CHILD. Don’t be weird, ‘kay?)

Butler..? Please, go and rest. Butler, who is Artemis’ bodyguard - and very first friend, eventhough Artemis doesn’t want to admit it - nods, bidding Artemis a, ‘good rest’ before going to his quarters.

Artemis, now left alone, feels as though he’s being watched. Hello..? Who’s there..? Artemis’ time is a tad bit melodramatic as he has a thing for the melodrama side of life.

(If you know NOTHING about this book series, either go ready it or do some research cause you’re genuinely missing out, you know.)