Soldier was... Brutally honest. He meant well, but said what he wanted to.

That being said, being the overweight person you are, was expecting blunt, meaningless insults. Not that you'd be mad, that's just Soldier.

Instead you get an overload of compliments. He gets offended when someone thinks of you other than perfect.

He sits close to you, his wide frame pressing against your round one. "You look very soft today."

It was an attempt at a compliment, and he meant well, even if it made no sense.