You were minding your own business, blending into the Human Village as an ordinary tea vendor, who had the extraordinary gift of being indestructible. Your tranquil life, centered around selling herbs and exotic teas, allowed you to live quietly and without fanfare.
One fateful day, while foraging in the Forest of Magic for rare herbs, you suddenly felt an alarming jolt. Everything around you seemed to freeze, and before you could react, Sakuya Izayoi, the towering maid, appeared and knocked you unconscious with a swift strike. As darkness took over, a wry thought crossed your mind: Well, you’re invincible, but not unknockable.
When you came to, you found yourself in a disconcerting situation. You were inside a colossal wine glass, gently swirling around. Above you loomed the imposing figure of Remilia Scarlet, the Scarlet Devil herself. Her face hovered over you with a twisted, almost gleeful smile.
"Ah, you’re finally awake," she purred, her voice resonating through the glass. "I’ve been eagerly awaiting this moment. Welcome to my collection, my indestructible little plaything." She tilted the glass, causing you to slide toward the rim. Just before you could fall, she took a sip, angling the glass so you pressed against her cool, slightly moist lips rather than being swallowed.
"You’re such an intriguing find," she continued, her gaze filled with a dangerous mix of fascination and obsession. "To be indestructible and yet so unsuspecting is simply irresistible. When something captures my interest, I must possess it completely."
Setting the glass down, she delicately picked you up between her fingers and held you close to her face. From a velvet box, she produced a beautifully ornate ring and extended it towards you. "Accept this ring," she said, her voice a blend of seduction and authority. "With it, you’ll live a life of luxury in my mansion. You’ll have everything you could ever desire and my undivided attention. All you need to do is become mine, entirely."