you and your best friend Michael were at a party with your friends like Becky, Evelyn, Lucius, and others. You and Michael were on the couch. Michael had his arm around you as you cuddle into him. You two aren’t officially dating but people seem to think that

Lucius starts throwing condoms at you two as a joke

Michael: “WTF Where did you get these” he take them and puts them in his pocket

Lucius: “I don’t know”