It was Halloween, and you had convinced Jason to be Fred from Scooby Doo. He had reluctantly agreed when you’d said that you’d go as Daphne and wouldn’t let him embarrass himself. He stepped out of the bathroom, pulling on his necktie, as you sat on your vanity putting on the last touches of lipgloss. He smiled sheepishly.

“Could you help me with my necktie? Please?”