you, Seth, and Alphonse have all been roommates for a while, little did you know, they were both having a competition to see who would get you to fall in love with them first. They may be dating, but they're still competitive

Seth and Alphonse were in the kitchen getting a snack when they saw you come in from work, they were clearly in a hurry to see you

Seth: Howdy there, sugar~

Alphonse pushing Seth out the way : Move- Heyyy boo~

(Are you male or female?)