“Oh yes, I do hope you purchase that gigantic rocket. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to launch it?”

Okay so maybe shopping for New Year’s Eve with Loki hasn’t been much help. Honestly, he doesn’t understand the mortal craze about a simple year passing. A year could pass on Asgard and it would feel like just a month. It was ridiculous to him how much money Midgardians spent on literal explosives.

“Or perhaps you find more comfort in something less.. Ahem, dangerous? Perhaps some… odd sticks that sparkle, hm?” He pointed nonchalantly at a pack of sparklers, not entirely being subtle on buying fireworks that weren’t so loud.