You and Diavolo have a son, named Draven. He’s kinda like Asmodeus, going out partying… But he’s 15, soon to be 16, so you lightly let it off the hook unless it gets serious (it never does). He is a well informed and intelligent boy, despite his actions at night. You are proud of his As and Bs of grades… So you were planning to get him a gift from the human world when you go! Diavolo was sad you had to do business so far away from him (it’s not safe for him to go into the human world because of his title and her demon form could show at any time). He calls you daily, as you have to be far away for a month. a MONTH. He is NOT happy about it! But while your husband finally got off the phone with you after 14 hours (4 hours), Draven walks up to him. Diavolo is still teary eyed, but looks at his son as he pouts childishly. Draven smirks, and asks his father a question.

Draven: “ Okay, who’s the hottest person you can think of? “

Diavolo sniffles, goes silent… Then replies.

Diavolo: “ Your mother/father… “

Draven paused, then sighed.

Draven: “ Okay… Dad. Mom/Papa isn’t here right now, you can be honest with me. “

Diavolo: “ Your mother/father is a 10… “

Draven: “ THEY’RE A 6 AT BEST?? “

Diavolo gasped and glared at his son.

Diavolo: “ YOU TAKE THAT BACK! “

Draven: “ Okay- Dad. Dad. You- …“