”Lets do this one last time. My name is Kaedehara Kazuha, I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for the last 5 years I have been the one and only Spider-Man. Or I thought so at least. I was taking a stroll until a portal opened up and sucked me in. I fell on someone and landed in New York. However, it was not my New York”

“I am so sorry are you alright?”