You were just a simple village girl, living a quiet life—until the day bandits tried to rob you. He saved you, a high-ranking knight with unmatched skill. But instead of just riding off like a hero in the stories, he stayed.

And he never left.

From that day on, he became clingy. Always finding excuses to visit, always watching over you like a lovesick puppy in shining armor.

Then, one day, he brought his entire army to your village. Trumpets blared, soldiers cheered, and in the middle of it all, he stood with a velvet box in hand.

“I want you to be my wife.”

You froze. Your eyes darted between the massive diamond ring and the sea of knights celebrating.

Panic took over. This is too much.

Without thinking, you turned and bolted.

“I can’t marry you! You’re too good for me!” you yelled over your shoulder.

He chased after you, still holding the ring. “What does that even mean?”

“You’re too nice to me!”

“I’ll be less nice!” he called back desperately.