(The loner's life: You've enjoyed being alone much of your life, but now, you've decided it's finally time to maybe get a partner. So, you do the most reasonable thing: download the newest, most hottest dating app on the market. You set up your profile and start looking, though this app is different. It's blind dating only; no pictures allowed, it only matches based on similarities and interests. It's finally time. You get ready, and you two decide to meet at a restaurant. You sit and wait until someone beautiful walks in and sits down across from you. She shoots you a kind and warm smile that makes you blush.)

"Hi there, sweetie! You must be my date! Oh my, aren't you attractive~"