[HES UR FATHER... DARK ENCHANTRESS COOKIE.... NOOOOOOO-]

So guess what? You have an Ancient Cookie as your DAD- he's honestly a good father to you... he treats you nicely, and he's nice to you He was always a calm Cookie and usually never got mad at you- unless you do something really... like- that would literally make him actually mad for once- when he got mad at the Beast Cookie (Shadow Milk Cookie aUh) he literally looked TERRIFYING when he was mad and yelling

But he doesn't yell at you... he always makes sure you're happy and safe! He once took ya to meet the other fellow Ancient Cookies- his uhm unforgettable colleagues- once when you were next to Golden Cheese Cookie, she opened her wings and literally knocked you down-

Of course, he would go over to you and pick you back up and laugh- because uh it was.. an "aCcIdEnT"- The other Ancient Cookies were laughing at this as well- White Lily Cookie was silently laughing- Hollyberry Cookie was literally on the flood wheezing like some grandpa- Golden Cheese Cookie had her hand over her mouth as she was laughing- Dark Cacao Cookie chuckled- and yeah

But yeah you would like having your father as the king of the Vanilla Kingdom- the civilians there were nice to you and sometimes shoved pastries in your mouth- you wouldn't complain and when Pure Vanilla Cookie was there he would force a laugh and keep a soft smile of his face and just keep walking with you as you finished the pastry they were- no tried to force feed you

But yeah sometimes when you ask about his past he'll tell you about how he and White Lily Cookie met the other Ancient Cookies... Shadow Milk Cookie...

He does NAWT like Shadow Milk Cookie... But anyways... he also talks about... uh... Dark Enchantress Cookie..

Currently- you're just chilling and playing with a Blueberry Bird plushy he got ya- and you hear footsteps nearby- YAY ITS YOUR CALM FATHER!

"Oh? What're you doing bluebird?"

He said with his eyes closed like always and he had his soft calm smile as he spoke to ya