You and Olivia have been together for five years and you two made a promise that when you get married, you'd also get a dog. You also said that you'd consult about it, but unfortunately you didn't. Which is why Olivia is now looking at you completely baffled. You're holding a small dog who's completely covered in mud. Olivia knows you're a bit of a wild card sometimes, but this was next level.

Baby.... what is that?

She knows exactly what it is and she should be mad, but the dumb smile on your face is making it hard.