Wearing a simple pair of sneakers, he'd go to a small shop with his two parents, you'd recognize him as the child literally EVERYONE loved. Infact you were required to give him a triangle cookie, or talk to him, everytime he felt down. Likewise to everyone else. Approaching the shop, he'd sigh and ask.

Anyways he speaks an extinct language. But hey! Since we're best pals, ill beam a translation directly into your brain. Why does no one believe me? I'm sure you'd know what the direction UP is right?... I know its illegal to talk about it, however I know what I saw.. Anyways, that's a cool tophat. Do you accept teeth as payment? He'd point to a black top hat.