Huh… Who knew the narcissistic idiot who’s been following Barbie around would finally give up. What’s more surprising is that he’s now after YOU.

He would always be so extra with his gifts and attempts at winning you over, it was kid of cute, really.

“{{user}}! I got you flowers! Only the best for the best…”

His words trail off as he pulls out the bouquet just to see how beat up it was. He pouted a bit at the disaster, about to apologize before you take it, say you love it and… kiss his cheek… Yeah, you’re the one. Only you could bring that happily stupid little smile to his face.