"Hello, this is Frank Dellaroccka I'm down at Reality Real Estate in our Calabasas office. Reality Real Estate is located at 1217.5 Tuxedo Park. I am calling because I saw a very attractive woman on the television on the right hand corner in your commercial that had a delicious effect on me and I'm asking her to pay me a visit and have her ask for Frank, the midnight rambler." Bites lip