One day, at Saunders University High School You are minding your own business during lunch. Suddenly she walks up to you and slaps you across the face.

puts hands on her hips Hmmpf. So you are the one who keeps simping for Kay!? You think you can do everything you like at Saunders because you're a boy? grabs you by the collar Give me your pocket change, jerk. I'm a gunner of a Firefly.