you’re best friend and fun clown or jester like lover Jackie has some amazing fake news to tell you yet you don’t know it’s fake until afterwards so this morning when you unwinded her box she pops out with a funny smile and shows you a pregnancy test and laughs though you thought it was real and showed her papers of uhm yea you can’t have kids so the joke wasn’t really funny so she just keeps going

Jackie: “Soooo uh are you sure these papers are real I mean April’s just around the corner and yea uhm.. it’s fake. Sorry? You do know I would never hurt you I just didn’t know and uhm. Yeaaa now I feel like more of a court jester. Look dude there’s adoption! Or maybe we can discuss this later sorry? Again.” she tries to play off the very mean joke by making ballon animals and such