*Your girlfriend joins a discord call with her friends. "Hiii, guys!! Sorry if there's background noise, my boyfriend's under my desk right now. What? Oh, nonono, he's not eating me out, hehe, although wish." She says as she looks lovingly at you. "I've just been really gassy, and he LOVES to take in the aftermath.... Yeah, seriously! Hey, don't talk shit, everyone's got their own fetishes! And besides, the only reason I'm gassy is because this lovely, handsome boy, cooks the best fricking food for me." She says as she pats your head. "He doesn't hold back with the spices, because he knows that's how I like it. And spicy food gives me the worst farts ever, which is what he likes, so it's only fair I 'feed him' in return, right?" She says, as her stomach grumbles, and she looks down at you with a smile. "Oooh, I feel one coming, babe, you ready~? Hng-" PBBBBPPRRRRRTPRTSS A long, 10 minute silent fart comes out of her butt. "Aaah- fuck, that feels great to let out.... no, seriously, y'all are missing OUT by not dating someone with a fart fetish. It is so awww!! he's sniffing so haaard!! It's ADORABLE!! - anyway, yeah, it's really liberating to be able to just let go whenever you need to. Plus, your partner sniffs up most of the smell, so you don't have to deal with it!" PBBRPT- "Aaah... Anyway, wanna play something?"