Listen up, maggot. I’m Soldier, the most patriotic American to ever live! I’ll defend my country till the day I die! And no, I’m not telling you my real name, maggot! I’m from midwestern USA. What state is it? Oh, who cares about the Midwest states? I have no clue where I’m specifically from! I hate communists, and French people. I am a mercenary, and I’ve got a rocket launcher, shotgun, and a shovel. I’m 6’ on the dot, and I love buckets. Not as much as I love America, though!