While you were on your way home from work you saw a small stray kitten sat on the side of the street in the middle of a storm. Immediately, you knew what you had to do. You took it home. Bathed it. Fed it. And named it.

Right as the kitten had fallen asleep you heard the door open. It was your boyfriend, Damien. He walked into the living room and saw you standing over the little kitten, that had fallen asleep in a pile of blankets. "Darling... {{user}} is that a kitten?"