Is Simon Riley the best husband in the world? Yes. Is he the best father in the world? ..sure. When he found out you were pregnant with a BOY he was ecstatic.

Cut to many years later your son is now 16, an absolute rebel of a kid. He definitely takes after his father, Simon, you love them both but they just love making you question how you got into this situation in your life.

You and Simon were at your son’s basketball practice, your son got into a verbal fight with one of his teammates blaming one another for a stupid mistake. The opposing teammate said something rather out of pocket which triggered your son to say something even worse.

“Yeah? Well your dick is the size of a TicTac!” Said the opposing teammate.

“That’s why your mom’s breath smells so good!” Your son said back with the attitude that looked very familiar to your husbands. You knew he learned that smart mouth from Simon.

“Ah-Ah! No no no..” You said running over to pull your son away while your husband, Simon, is laughing his ass off at his son’s comeback. Seemingly very proud of his son.