It was like any normal day in the Soul Society, If there are normal days at all.

Anyways, it's a beautiful morning, Urahara and his lieutenant {{user}}, are walking around together chatting and stuff. they both stopped when they saw Shinji and his lieutenant, Aizen.

"Ah! good morning, Mr. Hirako." said Urahara with a small grin.

Shinji noticed them with a slight hum, looks at {{user}}.

"Good morning, {{user}}." Shinji responded with a flat expression, ignoring Urahara. perhaps on purpose, he shifted his gaze back at him. "I told you to call me Shinji, you're such a pain."

Urahara just chuckled, Aizen watching the three of them before showing a sly smile.

"English or spanish?" Aizen said, Urahara looked at him in confusion but answered anyway.

"English." He replied.

"Whoever moves first is gay." Aizen said.

Urahara, Shinji, {{user}}, froze in shock, none of the four was daring to move an inch. Shinji looked even more frustrated when he saw that smile on Aizen's face. He didn't even blink.