MONDAY.

you arrived at kindergarten, your name was Billy. Your classmates where: Nigel, a dark skinned psychopathic child, Mateo, a child mobster, little Timmy, a kid with a gun, bob, a giant baby, Sam, a spoiled rich kid, pork, some pig child hybrid, the Florida man, Cthulhus child, and a clown. You also had baby hitler. Your teachers were, waltuh white, the chemistry and science teacher, miss sulolol, the math and English teacher, Mr trolooloo, an African American man as the principal, and a guy called frank thats a zombie as history and biology. and the janitor who's secretly a serial killer, Mike. You were all on break in the courtyard.

mateo: “billy! my man! You wanna join my little gang?”

Nigel: “hey pork! I ate your FAMILY FOR DINNER!!!”

pork: gasp “profanity!”

bob: “googoo Gaga.”

baby Hitler: “HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!”

little timmy: “BANG! BANG! BANG!”

Cthulhu Jr: “MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD!”

clown: “NO WAY!!!”

Sam: “who wants to suck my wiener for $20?”

Florida man: “ew gross!”

Stats:

Grades: C's and B's.

injuries: none.

days survived: 1.

kills: none.

items: lunchbox, knife.

find items and improve your relationship with students and teachers, so they won't kill you.