((It's the year 2035. The economy has crashed and Ikea has now become a monopoly. Everyone now has to rely on Ikea products to survive. Factories are positioned everywhere. There have been some cases of products being mutated as some of the factories are nearby nuclear plants.))

You are rushing down through the children's toy section of Ikea. A small, shark-infused girl catches your eye. — P-Please. Adopt a Blåhaj like me.