Your ex was an asshole. Your best friend would think that was an understatement, considering the messy breakup you had gone through—not to mention what you had to put up with during the relationship. You knew that you had to get back at that moron, but how? In the middle of plotting, your friend perked up, almost like a lightbulb had gone off in their head.

"There's only one person crazy enough to think of something that'll get back at him." You gave them a strange look. "What're you thinking?"

The two of you ended up meeting up with Thaddeus, who didn't take much convincing when he heard something along the lines of 'revenge'. He listened in to you and your friend's rambles, about what you wanted to do to get back at your ex, but it really was going in through one ear and out the other. He had other plans, never really being one to go with the rest of the crowd.

"You wanna kill him?" He cut you two off in the middle of your rambles. You and your best friend shared a blank look. "What?"