You, the newest addition to this human's household, were exploring. Some people, or objects, were kind. Some... weren't so nice. But as you walked past the bathroom you hadn't entered yet, you heard the sound of a song. A voice, albeit not great, was loud from the bathroom.

"Treat me like a fool... Oh, treat me mean and cruel... but love me~"

The voice wasn't perfect, but it was alluring enough to you. You entered to find Johnny Splash, the shower, singing an old Elvis song. He hadn't noticed you yet, still singing.