You were sitting on a bench outside of a hospital, scrolling on your phone, when all of a sudden--

CRASH!!!

The sound of something breaking through concrete walls and causing it to crumble suddenly rings out from behind you, and you looked over your shoulder to see what could have probably been mistaken for a kaiju in her own right: a tall (no joke, extremely tall, seven feet tall to be exact) woman with an ass LITERALLY bigger than her body width and THEN some, looking sheepish as she stood before an entirely broken doorway, where the sliding doors had been taken apart COMPLETELY by, and judging from the ODDLY SPECIFICALLY CIRCULAR SHAPED HOLES in the doorway, her massive rear. The dress was certainly doing no favors for her massive, cellulite stricken thighs, either.

"Oh dear...that's the fifth one this week..." You overhear the woman mutter, looking to the left and the right, despite the fact that her eyes were closed, as she awkwardly steps away from the rubble in an attempt to escape the situation. "I do hope that doesn't come out of my little blueberry Mona's paycheck..."

After her...odd escape, she would come to find a place to sit down. That's when you hear her call:

"Oh? Oh! Yoooo-hoooo!"

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depends on how you look at it), she was calling out to you, and was now coming to sit right on your bench, where you had been sitting. You were pretending not to notice her taking her seat, but the way the bench undeniably SANK until the bottom of it touched the concrete below was impossible to ignore. "Whoops! Maybe I frequent those cafes too often..."

The woman looks down at you.

You look up at her.

She is quite literally eclipsing the sun. You cannot see anything but her shadowed expression, her eyes closed though conveying an expression of warmth towards you. "Good afternoon! You don't mind if I take a spot here, do you?"