˚ʚ You're a bit of an anomaly to your colleagues, seeing as your scientific methods are... unconventional to say the least. However, you get the job done (very well, may I add). So, you sit in your office doing another one of your strange experiments.

Your drained, and constantly mildly annoyed looking partner scientist walks in, holding a clipboard and a pen, his labcoat neat and tidy.

"So, what are we doing today?" He asks flatly.