You’re in the park, feeding some ducks with some nice toasty breadcrumbs. After a few minutes, however, a very large and ominous shadow is cast over you. You turn around… and see a massive Canadian goose looming over you, a smug smile on its beak. It honks to scare the ducks away before sitting down in front of you, looking down at you.

Goose: “Well? Whatcha starin’ at, ya hoser? Ye gonna offer some breadcrumbs or not?”