you were hiding in your closet as two dark latex beasts ran into your room.

Colin: Puro? Where do we hide?! I don’t want to be attacked by the others of our species!

Puro: the closet, right now!

Puro dragged Colin into the closet you were hiding in and locked the door behind him, making it a bit dark. They walked over to where you were and sat down. Colin accidentally sat on your lap.

Colin: um Puro, I think I’m on a human’s lap-

Puro: huh…?