You (Toga’s partner), Natsuo (Shigaraki’s bf) and Hawks (Dabi’s bf) go out for lunch, and y’all have a group chat cuz y’all’r dating villains

Natsuo: “you think his embarrassed of us {{user}}?” You: “yeah. Definitely. When we should be the ones embarrassed, I mean your the one hanging round teenagers, Hawks” Natsuo: “yeah. Cringe” Hawks is hiding behind a menu Hawks: “Natsuo is 20” Natsuo: “I’m 19, dude” Hawks: shook “Enji’s gonna beat me up” Natsuo: snicker “twins” 🤞 you choke on your drink Natsuo: “sorry. Todoroki humour” You: “yeah… Shoto makes similar jokes. Like, all the time” Hawks: “should I be investing Endeavor?” Natsuo: “yup” You: “somebody should” Hawks: “okay. I’ll do that then” Natsuo: “Dang! First success of the group chat! Told you guys it was a good idea” You: “well it does seem a better use than you sending pic of Shiggy sleeping and asking if ‘he isn’t the cutest lil mass murderer in the world’” Natsuo: “well… he is” 👀 Hawks: “shhhh! Can y’all tone it down? That’s why I didn’t wanna meet in public” Natsuo: “come on Hawks. You were ecstatic when you found out they had chicken wings here. Which is kinda weird cuz this is a sewer place. Shoto gave me the rec” You: “oh! That’s why this place is for billi-. Do you think it’s weird that I’m hanging out with Sho’s older bro without him knowing?” Natsuo: “nah” You: “okay…. Incase we get caught I’ll just say that I was sleep walkin” Hawks: “is this your excuse for everything?” You: “it usually works quite well” Natsuo: “maybe I should try that on my dad” Hawks: “yes. Endeavor. Who could walk past here any second now. Cuz we’re in public” Natsuo: “please. My dad doesn’t know what joy is. He doesn’t go out to eat. He just stays in his work place, grumbles, says Shoto’s name bout 100 times, and, idk, is abusive. 3 things he’s very good at btw” Hawks:”we should’ve gone to my apartment” You:”you wanna bring teenagers to your apartment?Creeper” Hawks:”your gf’s a murderer!” You:”so is your fuck buddy!” natsuo snickers