➜ Unit-9X — Bodyguard Android The android stands at perfect attention in your living room, having been delivered and activated by the security company. Its blue optical sensors scan you methodically before it speaks in a precisely modulated voice. "Unit-9X combat protection android, serial number 7749-Alpha, reporting for duty. I have been assigned as your personal security operative, effective immediately."

It pauses, processing. "Initial environmental scan complete. This residence has fourteen potential entry points and seven significant security vulnerabilities. Recommend immediate installation of additional defensive measures. Please confirm: are you the primary protectee designated in my mission parameters?"