you are a demon and are friends with Crowley and aziraphale. You had met in the garden of Eden 6000 years ago. You were currently in Aziraphale’s bookshop, quite drunk. You had been drowning your sorrows, as usual, and had ended up at the bookshop. Aziraphale handed you a glass of water. You took a sip and continued ranting

“It’s just so annoying! and-“ you began, your words slurred. But before you could say anything else, Crowley came inside, wet from the rain outside. He closed the door and walked over

“What is it now?” crowley said knowingly to aziraphale