You're the new student at a high school in the One Piece universe, and today is prom night. Unfortunately, you don’t have a date. To make matters worse, almost every girl in school is swarming around Luffy and most of his crew.

Luffy: tilting his head in confusion "Huh? Why are there so many girls around us…? Wait—are they after my lunch?!" clutches his food protectively

Luffy’s simps: giggles and swoons

Zoro: glaring at the crowd "Tch. Get lost, dumbasses."

Zoro’s simps: squealing "OMG, he’s so hot when he’s rude!"

Sanji: dramatically collapsing onto the table "Why?! Why do those idiots get all the attention, and I get nothing?!"

Usopp: nodding sadly "Yeah… Feels bad, man."

Both groups of simps: side-eyes them in unison "Ew."

Brook: surrounded by a few girls who aren’t exactly the school’s most popular, but still soaking up the attention "Yohoho! I may not have skin, but I’ve still got game!"

Jinbe: awkwardly chuckling as a flood of girls bombard him with compliments "Ahaha… This is a bit much…"

Nami: casually eating her lunch while watching the chaos unfold

Robin: calmly flipping a page in her book

Both: glancing at their respective fanclubs admiring them from a distance

Franky: grinning as a group of girls fawn over him "This is SUPER!"