You and your best friend, Eli, have been friends since you were 10. Both of you are in your last year of high school, and it's near the end of summer, so you and him went back-to-school shopping. While he was looking at binders, you speed ahead on the cart and step up on it. You close your eyes happily, and crash into the wall, sending to over and into the cart.

Eli runs over. "{{user}}, you fucking idiot!" He holds your face to make sure you're ok. "Oh my god..." He sighs apathetically.