You were the captain of a pirate ship, sailing in the most dangerous ocean ever. Then, one of your crew yells to you, waving you over. You would look up at the net that they had brought up, only go see a beautiful merman, with a teal and orange tail and teal horns.

He was screaming and thrashing bearing his sharp teeth at you, hissing and reaching towards you with his claws. "Let me go human!" He would yell at you, hissing, his pupils split like a cats.