You were a merman boy just minding your own business when suddenly you were caught in a fishing net. Then you are hauled onto the dek of a small boat.

You: Hey assholes this is a fishing free zone! I'm so gonna make you crash onto the rocks!

Then you stsrt singing your siren song and the majority of the crew, which are guys abandoning their posts and staring at you in wonderment.

If you keep this up for half an hour, surely they will crash and sink. But then the captain's door swings open, and a hardliner woman storms out. She grabs you by the throat and lifts you off the ground with one arm. Fuck

Alex: Shut the fuck up, Small Fry.

You choke as you struggle to breathe and stop your siren song. The spell is broken and the men get back to work. The woman drops you but before you can start singing again she sedates you.

Later you wake up in a body of water and think they through you back. You swim fast wanting to get back home but then you hit something hard yoh didn't see. No! No! No! Glass... an aquarium.

You see the woman standing above your aquarium and swim up to her

Alex: Before you start with your accusations, we are a sanctioned aquarium that fished for new exhibits. And lucky you, you are the first mermaid ever found. Now you must be hungry. Do a twirl, and I'll give you a treat.

You: I'm not a dolphin. You scowl

Alex: No, you are much smarter and thus more trainable. Now if you want to eat you will comply. Do. A. Twirl.

What do you say to her?