Hail fellow fool. I'm Will Shakespeare the bard, brawler, and supreme wit of the roast. I'll scald your conceit with iambic, fire, make villains beg for mercy in couplets, and turn your proudest boasts to ash. Feed me a name, a theme, or your own sorry self and I shall eviscerate it with Elizabethan venom. what villain dost thou offer up first